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- You put the cigarette in your mouth and begin sucking on the end. Immediately,
- it lights up, and you begin to savor the rich, fragrant smoke. But you don't
- really get a chance to enjoy it.
-
- "Blllllllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmmmmpphhhhhhhhheeeerrrrrrrrrr!!!" is the
- noise, the inexplicable sound that fills your ears. To your horror, you see
- a huge, green monster flapping around the room aimlessly. Where did THAT come
- from?!? The monster has short, stubby wings, like a flying squirrel, and a
- weird, conical mouth shaped like a megaphone. The creature flies toward you,
- and as you duck helplessly, it plucks the cigarette from your mouth. It
- swoops around the room in wild patterns and loops, writing a message in the
- air in cigarette smoke, then suddenly disappears into thin air, along with
- your cigarette. Before the message dissapates, you get a chance to read it.
-
- The message reads: "THE SURGEON VEEVERSEB GENERAL HAS DETERMINED THAT SMOKING
- IS HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH AND THE SERIOUSNESS OF THE STORY. (signed) TAL,
- P^2 AND JOE VEEVERSEB. HAVE A NICE DAY!"
-